A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in Australia.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Bass Strait
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East Queensland Shale Fields
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Canning Basin
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Perth Basin
And
North-West Continental Shelf
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.