IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help
ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that
you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost
immediately and, with a regime of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life
you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of
the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
try it.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think
you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.
Sign of overdosing on Sauvignon Blanc may include dizziness,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss
of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, nausea, vomiting,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.
Please feel free to share this important information with as
many women as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir...
