Slogans from my workplace

  • 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
    2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
    3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
    4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
    5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
    6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
    7. Plagiarism saves time.
    8. If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
    9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
    10. TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
    11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
    12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
    13. We waste time, so you don’t have to.
    14. Hang in there, retirement is only fifty years away!
    15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
    16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
    17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
    18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
    19. Succeed in spite of management.
    20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

  • Yep .. that sounds definitely like government =) =) =)

    oh, and also: My final decision is ........ maybe!!!!!!

    :D Google und http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=border.gov.au beantworten 85% aller Fragen und die restlichen 15% - und als Motivationshilfe - das beste Forum der Welt :D

    [COLOR=blue]When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.[/COLOR]

  • hallo hannes,
    wo ist das original? ich meine irgeneiner hat's sich mal
    ausgedacht und dann hat's irgendeiner kopiert und ins netzt gestellt
    dann hatt's einer gesehen und kopiert ... =) =) =)

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    cheers
    ich hoffe du nimmst mir das nicht übel :rolleyes:

  • Nehme ich dir nicht übel. Insbesondere, da ich keinen Anspruch darauf erhebe, dass das "Original" ist. :)

    Cheers

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