Rugby World Cup joke

Kiwi, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,

So he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Kiwi..
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Kiwi that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the
only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Kiwi, "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Kiwi the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Kiwi refused the treatment.
Kiwi was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat NZ doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.
The NZ doctor examined him and said: "Kiwi Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Kiwi hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Kiwi", said the NZ doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Kiwi, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"