How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the
rocks
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow
the captain
When the captain of the 
fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew
where he was going he replied "off course."
So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.
The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses
to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in
Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
ciao
michael