Blonde joke

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her
obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly
began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on
her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late
in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it at all." Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if
I can still mow the lawn."

BRAIN:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"
he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for
your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for
the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200
for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried
not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually
smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire
group said,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK
CAN HANDLE IT!