Gesundheit

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.

After a year of marriage she went into hospital to give birth. the nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered: "You've got to keep that old motor running".

The following year the young bride gave birth again. the same nurse said "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?" He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running!"

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!" He answered: "You've got to keep that old motor running!"
The nurse then said: "Well, you had better change the oil. This one's black".

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the baerer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "5.000 $ for a male brain, and 200 $ for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was

shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work."
The daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites

him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home she undressed,showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch
waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"

Blondienen Brains are free as they can not be used!