While waiting to finalise their Australian residental status, two Afghani men start chatting. They agree to meet again in one year and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.
So, they meet again one year later. The first says to the second "We have integrated so well... yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules".
The second man replies, "F**k off, towel-head"...