joke - emmigrating to Australia

  • A migrant from Uzbekistan wanted to become a taxi driver in Australia so he had to do an eye test for his drivers licence. He was shown a card with the text KWNSHZYZQOKTAH.

    He looked at it with wide open eyes, looking very surprised. The examiner said impatiently; well? And the Uzbek answered; I know that bloke!

  • Good one =)

    ->

    How do you know if a 747 that has just landed at Sydney airport is full of immigrants?

    The whining goes on after the engines have stopped. :D :D

    Cheers
    Hannes

  • Germanwings you've got it wrong!

    .....full of pommy immigrants? The whinning goes on...... :P

    Dislexsics: a) Dislexsics are teople poo! b) Dislexsics of the world untie! c) Dislexsic agnostics don't believe in a dog!

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