was die aussies so negativ an australien finden :
ONLY AUSSIES
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A
Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry
or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on
a Japanese TV.
Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and
a DIET coke. Only in Australia .. do banks
leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Australia
.. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
and finally..... ...
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN SEND THIS ON!
lg
freomax
(jemand der gerne den tourenzaehler am auto hochschnellen laesst,gleichzusetzen mit den "gib Gummi"typen von diversen GTI treffen)
