Hi all,
after reading about the new european english (i know, spelling's wrong now),
here's some fine samples of divine australian language.
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a leper's undies."
"So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck."
I'm thirsty:
"I'm dry as a dingo's donger."
"I'm drier than a nuns nasty."
"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."
I need to go for a pee:
"Gonna drain me dragon."
"My back teeth are floating."
"Need to syphon the python."
"Time to splatter the bladder."
"Shake hands with the wife's best friend."
I need to have a poo:
"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi."
"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl."
"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave."
"There's a brown dog barking at the back door."
"Taking out the garbage."
"Release the Chocolate hostage"
"i gotta lay some cables for telstra"
Vomit:
"Calling for George."
"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."
"I left him a lawn pizza."
"Toss a tiger on the carpet."
"Gotta go Ralph"
Insults:
"About as useful as tits on a bull."
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery."
"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition."
"A stubbie short of a six pack."
"Tighter than a fish's arse."
"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp."
"Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast."
"An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag."
Here it's also possible to listen (and watch):
abc.net.au/tv/adamhillsIGST/vi…0April%206&autostart=true
(From min. 27, but the rest is worth watching too)
after reading about the new european english (i know, spelling's wrong now),
here's some fine samples of divine australian language.
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a leper's undies."
"So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck."
I'm thirsty:
"I'm dry as a dingo's donger."
"I'm drier than a nuns nasty."
"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."
I need to go for a pee:
"Gonna drain me dragon."
"My back teeth are floating."
"Need to syphon the python."
"Time to splatter the bladder."
"Shake hands with the wife's best friend."
I need to have a poo:
"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi."
"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl."
"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave."
"There's a brown dog barking at the back door."
"Taking out the garbage."
"Release the Chocolate hostage"
"i gotta lay some cables for telstra"
Vomit:
"Calling for George."
"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."
"I left him a lawn pizza."
"Toss a tiger on the carpet."
"Gotta go Ralph"
Insults:
"About as useful as tits on a bull."
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery."
"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition."
"A stubbie short of a six pack."
"Tighter than a fish's arse."
"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp."
"Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast."
"An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag."
Here it's also possible to listen (and watch):
abc.net.au/tv/adamhillsIGST/vi…0April%206&autostart=true
(From min. 27, but the rest is worth watching too)